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DLC Rage Makes Me Rage

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Holy fuckbiscuits filled with awesome sauce game!

So Mass Effect 3 is coming out on the 6th, and it turns out it’s not the only thing coming out that day. The “From Ashes” DLC that introduces a new character into the Mass Effect franchise will also be hitting on launch day for the price of $10. If you’re tuned into any Mass Effect wavelength on the planet, then you’re no doubt aware that some fans of the franchise, many of whom have already pre-ordered the game, find this as not only an affront to them as a customer but also as a human being. Slinging hyperbolic phrases like “[This] is not worth what little dignity I have left!” and “FUCK YOU BIOWARE. I’m really hoping that’s the EA side of you guys talking because this first-day DLC bullshit is a load of crap. That’s like saying I can watch Star Wars, but I’ll have to pay an extra 5 bucks to hear Darth Vader speak. Maybe when you start learning how to respect and value your customers, you’ll see your precious sales numbers rise. Until then, go fuck yourself with a dildo rolled in glitter.” (sic) abound on any news post about the DLC that has comments enabled.


Weekly Top 10: Cabling Nightmares

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Anyone who’s dealt with a home entertainment system, network, or even a box full of Christmas lights knows the sheer horror that can be caused from a mess of tangled cords. This week’s Weekly Top 10 brings us to the worst cabling nightmares since Rosie O’Donnell switched to Tampax.

Dedicated to the hair-pulling trauma of IT Professionals everywhere, here’s the list.