Archive for the ‘Gaming’ Category

DLC Rage Makes Me Rage

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Holy fuckbiscuits filled with awesome sauce game!

So Mass Effect 3 is coming out on the 6th, and it turns out it’s not the only thing coming out that day. The “From Ashes” DLC that introduces a new character into the Mass Effect franchise will also be hitting on launch day for the price of $10. If you’re tuned into any Mass Effect wavelength on the planet, then you’re no doubt aware that some fans of the franchise, many of whom have already pre-ordered the game, find this as not only an affront to them as a customer but also as a human being. Slinging hyperbolic phrases like “[This] is not worth what little dignity I have left!” and “FUCK YOU BIOWARE. I’m really hoping that’s the EA side of you guys talking because this first-day DLC bullshit is a load of crap. That’s like saying I can watch Star Wars, but I’ll have to pay an extra 5 bucks to hear Darth Vader speak. Maybe when you start learning how to respect and value your customers, you’ll see your precious sales numbers rise. Until then, go fuck yourself with a dildo rolled in glitter.” (sic) abound on any news post about the DLC that has comments enabled.

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Dead Space Dubstep

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Here’s a fan vid I did for Dead Space/Dead Space 2. Enjoy :D

My New Addiction.

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Dragon Age: Origins

- An Orgasm For Your Mind -

Alright, now that I’ve got your attention: there’s one thing you need to understand about this post.  That thing is that the sole purpose of me writing this is to express an entirely biased review of how awesomely awesome Dragon Age: Origins is. I started playing the game because a good friend told me “if you like NoX, then you’ll like this game.” Since I love Westwood Studios’ games, I had to check out something that had their comparison. Now I must stress it’s as much like NoX as water is like piss. There’s a couple similarities, but ultimately they are different things entirely.

It must be said that Dragon Age will steal at least one overtime-working week from your life (read: 60 hours) on the first play. But it’s a 60 hours that you’ll gladly sacrifice to be a Grey Warden.

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Weekly Top 10: Gaming’s Best Moves.

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Hey interwebs! I thought today I’d start a new ritual segment. Posting tends to be once a fortnight, on average. I’d like to change this so there’s more frequent updates here, which over time means massive contents :D I’d like to do a top 10 on a weekly basis, and the depth and breadth of it will vary from a quick run-down to a massive content-fest.

Today I bring you the Top 10 for the best moves in gaming. This was inspired by an article over at www.bit-tech.net (a favorite site of mine). I decided to number the list and present it here, on my blog, and let you enjoy it :D

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