Archive for the ‘Awesome’ Category

DLC Rage Makes Me Rage

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Holy fuckbiscuits filled with awesome sauce game!

So Mass Effect 3 is coming out on the 6th, and it turns out it’s not the only thing coming out that day. The “From Ashes” DLC that introduces a new character into the Mass Effect franchise will also be hitting on launch day for the price of $10. If you’re tuned into any Mass Effect wavelength on the planet, then you’re no doubt aware that some fans of the franchise, many of whom have already pre-ordered the game, find this as not only an affront to them as a customer but also as a human being. Slinging hyperbolic phrases like “[This] is not worth what little dignity I have left!” and “FUCK YOU BIOWARE. I’m really hoping that’s the EA side of you guys talking because this first-day DLC bullshit is a load of crap. That’s like saying I can watch Star Wars, but I’ll have to pay an extra 5 bucks to hear Darth Vader speak. Maybe when you start learning how to respect and value your customers, you’ll see your precious sales numbers rise. Until then, go fuck yourself with a dildo rolled in glitter.” (sic) abound on any news post about the DLC that has comments enabled.

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Dead Space Dubstep

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Here’s a fan vid I did for Dead Space/Dead Space 2. Enjoy :D

Hardstyle Baby!

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011

 

Two posts in as many days. There must be something in the water.

 

Maybe it’s Hardstyle!

 

Check out my first ever Hardstyle track after the break:

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It’s on.

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Double Stack + Chicken sandwich = Double Meat Medley

With all the ftp issues sorted out, taking on a few less hours during the week, and starting some new ADHD meds, I’ve found the time, ability, and desire to work on the blog again. Much of this blog so far has been ranting and religion, with a splash of video game love thrown in there. I plan to do more of the first and third, and cut back on the religion. But not this post. Why you ask? Because, frankly, religion is empty. It’s a hallow, vacuous shell of seeming virtue that, at the first logical inquiry posing the ever-damning ‘why,’ falls apart at the fault of it’s own legs.

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Shady’s Back.

Sunday, October 10th, 2010

Tell a friend.

More content coming soon, as well as an entry on just wtf has been going on and why the blog has been dead since March.

My New Addiction.

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Dragon Age: Origins

- An Orgasm For Your Mind -

Alright, now that I’ve got your attention: there’s one thing you need to understand about this post.  That thing is that the sole purpose of me writing this is to express an entirely biased review of how awesomely awesome Dragon Age: Origins is. I started playing the game because a good friend told me “if you like NoX, then you’ll like this game.” Since I love Westwood Studios’ games, I had to check out something that had their comparison. Now I must stress it’s as much like NoX as water is like piss. There’s a couple similarities, but ultimately they are different things entirely.

It must be said that Dragon Age will steal at least one overtime-working week from your life (read: 60 hours) on the first play. But it’s a 60 hours that you’ll gladly sacrifice to be a Grey Warden.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

I wanted this up last night, but didn’t get to it in the midst of our Vampire Marathon (last year it was Zombies). I’d like to spread the seasonal cheer by showing off our jack-o-lanterns for this year.

I present to you my wife’s: Eric Cartman from South Park (Pic) and mine; Pyramid Head/The Red Pyramid from Silent Hill, as drawn by ~nefar007 of deviantart.com (Pic).

To see a bunch of close-ups and glamour shots; read on.

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