About the bear

Over the years I’ve often times been accused of being on something, and to others’ disappointment I’ve never actually been on anything. That’s not to say i’ve never been on anything at any point, just never when people have accused me of it.

This blog is dedicated to that; the attribute that makes people swear to God that you’re smoking something.

And pie. Cake is total fail at the hands of pie.

Also, ninjas. Ninjas, Jack Bauer, and bacon.