Archive for July, 2009

Things I like to do.

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Often times I get more joy from simple, subtle acts of assholeishness that they often boil down to the very things that make or break my day. So in an effort to spread the essence of asshole around a little, I thought I’d publish some of the things that I do.

Pepperidge Farm: Servants of evil.

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

I was recently munching on a delicious mint milano, wondering why they tasted so good. So I decided to take a look at the package, and what I saw made me sick. I had to go purge the evil cookies from my stomach, and have since decided that Pepperidge Farm are soul-harvesting demonspawn.

Delicious as they seem to the untrained eye, this is what I discovered: